Marriage Funnies

Wedding Vows

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." As the little girl marched the bride down the aisle, the wedding vows went like this:

"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."

The FIRST Marriage

Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage.
Adam couldn't talk about his Mother's cooking, and Eve couldn't mention all the men she could/should have married.

Secret to Long Life

Grandpa Jones was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."

The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."

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